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Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 2026  ·  Ha. Weekly is operated by Bronte & Co LLC

Ha. Weekly ("we," "us," or "our") is committed to protecting your privacy. This policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and your rights. It's written in plain English because you deserve that.

The short version: We collect your name, phone number, and email to send you a weekly joke via SMS and manage your subscription. We don't sell your data. Ever. You can unsubscribe anytime by texting STOP.

1. Information We Collect

When you subscribe to Ha. Weekly, we collect:

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information solely to:

We do not use your information for advertising, marketing campaigns, or any purpose beyond operating Ha. Weekly.

3. SMS Messaging

By subscribing to Ha. Weekly, you consent to receive recurring automated SMS messages from us at the phone number you provide. Message frequency is approximately 4–5 messages per month. Standard message and data rates may apply.

To opt out at any time, reply STOP to any message. You will receive one confirmation text and no further messages will be sent. To re-subscribe, text START to (628) 257-1628.

For help, text HELP to (628) 257-1628 or email us at hello@haweekly.com.

4. Third-Party Services

We use the following trusted third-party services to operate Ha. Weekly:

Each of these services has their own privacy policies governing the data they process on our behalf.

5. Data Sharing & Selling

We do not sell, rent, trade, or share your personal information with any third party for marketing or advertising purposes. Full stop.

6. Data Retention

We retain your information for as long as your subscription is active. If you cancel your subscription and request deletion of your data, we will remove your information from our systems within 30 days. To request deletion, email hello@haweekly.com.

7. Security

We take reasonable measures to protect your information. Payment data is handled entirely by Stripe and is never stored on our servers. Subscriber data is stored in a secured database with access controls.

8. Children's Privacy

Ha. Weekly is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided us with their information, please contact us at hello@haweekly.com.

9. Changes to This Policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. When we do, we'll update the "Last updated" date at the top of this page. Continued use of Ha. Weekly after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated policy.

10. Contact Us

Questions about this privacy policy or your data? Reach us at: