✦ One joke. Every Wednesday. $1/month.

A joke so bad,
it's kind of great.

Weekly dad jokes, puns, and riddles delivered straight to your phone. No apps. No feeds. Just a text that makes you groan and grin.

Start laughing — you pick the price

Minimum $1/month. Cancel anytime. Jokes delivered every Wednesday morning.

Choose your monthly price:

Secure payment via Stripe · Apple Pay & Google Pay accepted · Cancel anytime.

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You're in! First joke arrives Wednesday. Check your texts.

✦ This week's joke (sneak peek)

Ha. Weekly · Text Message
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. 😄 Happy Hump Day 🐪

✦ How it works

Dead simple.
Just like the jokes.

01

Sign up

Enter your phone number and pay $1/month. That's it. No account to create, no app to download.

02

Get your joke

Every Wednesday morning, a fresh joke lands in your texts. A pun, a riddle, a classic groaner. Always family-friendly.

03

Share it

Ruin someone's day by telling them the joke at breakfast. You're welcome.

✦ Pricing

One price. No nonsense.

Cheaper than a cup of coffee. Funnier than most.

$1
per month (or whatever you'd like)